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Sunday, April 19, 2009 -{'6:32 AM
Sianed day.
Back to Sundays again. Meaning it's going to be school again tomorrow.
Reporting at 9am tml morning.
SIAN!
Eating into my sleeping time in the afternoon ):
Oh so sad. heck.
Nothing much to talk about today. Was not informed about the outdoor activities of SF today. As per normal la haha. Met some hella xialan people in audi today. Didnt really talk much. Lazy. Called me lowlife ): Then dun talk lor. As if you are any higher class =.=
Ripped this joke off annabel's blog. Credited to her. Ohohoho.
Girl: 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'
Priest: 'What have you done my child?'
Girl: 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'
Priest: 'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'
Girl: 'Because he touched my hand.'
Priest: 'Like this?' (as he touches her hand)
Girl: 'Yes father.'
Priest: 'That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.'
Girl: 'Then he touched my breast.'
Priest: 'Like this?' (as he touched her breast)
Girl: 'Yes father.'
Priest: 'That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'
Girl: 'Then he took off my clothes, father.'
Priest: 'Like this?' (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: 'Yes father.'
Priest: 'That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'
Girl: 'Then he stuck his you-know-what into my you-know-where.'
Priest: 'Like this?' (as he stuck his you-know-what into her you-know-where)
Girl: 'YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!'
Priest: (after a few minutes): 'That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'
Girl: 'But father he had AIDS!'
Priest: 'THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!'
LOL!