ASSHOLE: dun wan i wan aids

ME: what?

ME: hides in corner*

ME: stand few feet away from me please

ME: =x

ASSHOLE: u got aids ar

ASSHOLE: why must stand far away from u

ASSHOLE: and aids can only be transmitted through sex

ASSHOLE: standing close or far doesnt affect

ASSHOLE: :)

ME: ...

ME: do i look so brainless to you?

I know this is just like innocent looking conversation. But just look closely at his usage of words. This guy, aint your cute and friendly next door neighbour boy.He is this brainless guy, who thinks his lies are perfections, and believes us women brainless and is obviously a male chavinuistic pig. Blardy MCP.

I know I must face it, I will know I will face this someday.



Guys with the following :
- A hot body
- A Career- Money
- Good looking
- High Education

ARE ALL THE FKING POTENTIAL MCPS IN THE MAKING.

HOT BODY

Because you have a penis, stronger arms, larger body, longer legs.

And SO, you can have women under you, submitting themselves to you.
(PUN INTENDED OK. IT IS INTENDED. JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, I MEANT UNDER YOU ON BED AND IN THIS FKING WORLD.)


CAREER

Because you are making a ''career'', and women will always only be having ''jobs''. Your'e the one bringing the ''BIG'' bread home. Carving out careers and fighting out there in the political world.


MONEY

Because you can spend them carelessly when you have alot, you try to impress women and hence making point 1 above, to put them under you.


GOOD LOOKING

Because if God is so benelovent to bless you with drop dead gorgeous eyes, sharp nose, chiselled chin and smooth lips so you can further execute more women to again, point no.1 check.


HIGH EDUCATION

Because you not only have all the above, you also have paper qualifications to rave about.
Hence proving yourself un-himbo. And that you actually know the world well, so again letting bimbos swayyyy towards you knowing how ''brainfull'' you are.

Only that they really don't know how ''brainfool'' you actually are.


Then proving you can go get it more, and push them under you. Back to point. 1. Again.


Sorry men, the world doesn't only revolve around you, a little more then half the population in the world are home and career makers, babysitters and giving you time to make yourself be manleh (manly), and actually be useful.



Ever heard of a man being ravished? FKING NO? And WHY?

Because only women can being ravished by men.



DAMN U FKING ENGLISH VOCABULARY


Fking Fking Fking Fking FUCKING biased english language.


BLARDY HELL



In the above conversation, I was only trying to tease him and yes, ACT CUTE. Just too bad HE IS the one being brainless to see that, nevermind about my wasted energy in typing act cute words.I know what you people will say. If I hadn't ''act cute'' myself, people would have taken me seriously.

But why should I lose my ''cuteness''?*coughs*



A person who is fat is a pig?
Then tell me fking why they are not borne a pig in the first place.


A man with moustache your father?
Why is not he your father in the first place.



GET THIS BLARDY FACT IN. OK?

A feministic women cannot act cute?
Then why are there so many ah guas around?
Since you guys are supposed to be oh-so-manleee.



Its tough being a women isn't it. I tell you, it even tougher turning from a girl to a women. The endless proving to others you have grown up seems to go on forever.


This is not even logical that men are superior to women, this is judgemental.


Don't come telling me about that fking animal kingdom story about lions or tigers, that in each herd there can only be one male species and there can be many females species.


Like how Emperor can have many concubines, olden days men can take many wives.


And like lions and tiger and emperors, we are mammals too. So it makes sense. Right?





BLARDY CCB





You got hear before KING bee boh?




QUEEN KONG YOU HEAR BEFORE LA!



NNB.
Don't come using nature and shoot me that men have been superior to women for centuries. You know what I will slap you with?

Yes, they have been leading for centuries, that's why its time for women to take over.

Cut the crap about saying women we want equality and yet expect men to open door for us? You know what, you silly men, its a choice, do it or risked being called a crude. =)

You choose.

All you blardy men do are, complain NS tired la, no time la, make money ah, not free ah, carving career, bo eng la.

Then you expect us ladies to wait 2 yrs for ur blardy NS come home every week smelly smelly wash ur clothes let you have sex , complain you are tired and roll off to snore?


What about our almost non-existence happiness?
What about our youth?

Yea, we are supposed to take care of ur FAMILY, do well in work so we can help you lighten your stress and load by making money.

Then we make money come home cook for u, take care your children, clean up after you eat. Bathe you let you have sex then SLP AGAIN because you are soooooo busy making money.



Like we aren't?


If we women refuse to do the above in the name of fairness,

we are not virtuous?

Please lah hor. Just because god made women's brain cords thicker then men's, hence making us a much better multi-tasker then you penis brained morons doesn't mean you can use us like that.Few days ago, I happily found an old friend's friendster page, and saw her speaking her mind in a shoutbox. I think it went something like this.

"Its ludicrous when people think im dumb just because I don't say something I know means I have nothing between my ears. Just like I can be classified like a bimbo by having big boobs and all''


Now I know what she is referring to.


And if you,
REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE MAIN ANSWER OF HOW AIDS CAN BE TRANSMITTED YOU POOR LITTLE PEA BRAIN,


JODIE MEI MEI SHOW U OK?


Answer.

Silly pea brained boy, aids cannot be transmitted through sex you fking bodoh. It can only be transmitted through UNPROTECTED SEX. Meaning if you use a blardy condom you are safe. That's what a condom is for, you asshole. A condom doesn't only save you from having unwanted babies. That's why so many aids posters are being put up in trying to encourage people to practice safe sex you kam gong.

Want a more scientifical answer?

Aids, or the HIV virus. Can only be transmitted through an exchange of body fluids.



And ya, sometimes you men just don't get it that we women feign innocence and sit there listening to all your lies about how smart/great/powerful you are because we cant even be bothered.

We rather care about the time of our pedicure session.


Don't delight and squeal happily like a moron if you thought you could blow us off our feet when we say ''WOW!''


Becase we usually mean ''oh''.


It was just to feed your ego.
You poor pea brain boy.

If time allows, I will have you.



By my side.



And on a leash. =)


So I can torture and torture and torture you with killer stilettos poke small holes into your body. Then hire a prostitute to make you high everyday and not let you come for 5 years continously I tell you.




You chou ji dan.




I now classify you as an idiot you pea brained. And I mean idiot, in its very full meaning.


From http://www.dictionary.com/

1.an utterly foolish or senseless person.

2.Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

3.person so mentally deficient as to be incapable of ordinary reasoning.



Your problem here,Is that you underestimate women. ( Refer to point 3 again.)



FUCK YOU. =)



With a capital ''F''

=)